the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

dawgitty:

If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck

youaremynirvana:

ok none of that bullshit stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

• peeing after holding it in all day
• faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
• when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
• getting a back massage
• seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
• when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation

bootipop:

when a hot boy says he is lonely

i am on the way

arielrebekah:

one direction isnt even a boyband anymore they walk around in frickin tank tops with their muscles and tattoos showing and they smoke god damn it they are a manband